Take a look! The ugliest DC Direct action figures of all time--choose your favorites!

I've got lots of records, loads of CDs and far too many comic books. But when it comes to geeked-out collections, I'm pretty light on action figures.

I have a few in the home office and a batch in the rec room. As far as my wife is concerned, that's embarassingly too many. But they're not one of my obsessions.

The figures I have, I picked up because I think they look cool--they're nice represenations of comic book characters I like. I have a batch of Marvel Legends figures, including the big honkin' build-yer-own Galactus. And they're nice. But they're a little too muscley for my tastes.

The figures I admire most are made by DC Direct. I have the Silver Age Batman and Superman series and I really like how faithfully they capture the 1960s incarnations of some of my favorite comics characters. They look good standing atop a couple book cases crammed with DC Archives, Showcase Presents, Marvel Masterworks and Essentials volumes.

When it comes to figures, DC Direct is usually top-notch. But when they manufacture the odd ugly action figure, they go to town.

Here are some examples:

Check out the freaky muscle ripples on "Hush" Superman's forearms. And that face!



And here is, perhaps, the most hideous rendition of the Dynamic Duo ever: The "Dark Victory" Batman and (the particularly nightmarish bighead) Robin.





And here are a couple of really bad Catwomen. The first "Long Halloween" Catwoman is just an ugly sculpt in terms of mask, costume and body while the preposterousness of the "Knightfall" Catwoman is right there jutting in your face.

Catwoman looked silly enough when Jim Balent drew her this way in the comics. But when you translate those images into three absurd dimensions, it gets even more ridiculous.





There are a number of hideous figures in the "Identity Crisis" line but Batman and Black Canary are especially bad.





What is wrong with her face?!!

I'm not a fan of his art, but Ed McGuiness' super-muscley, cartoony depictions of Batman and Superman never really bugged me on paper. They're over-the-top, but at least they have a style of their own.

But when you translate McGuiness' art into plastic, you get entire display racks of ugly. Hideous faces, ridiculous anatomy (look at those thighs!). It's hard to believe that DC Direct has made at least three series of McGuiness figures. And that people buy them. It was hard narrowing things down to just a few examples:









This "Return of Supergirl" figure, based on the art of Michael Turner, stands out as one of the sickliest, disturbing figures DC Direct has released (absurd waistline, creepy expression and eyes).



But, sometimes, you can take great art as a model and still turn out an incredibly--almost absurdly--ugly figure. Witness Superman and, especially, Wonder Woman based on Darwyn Cooke's "New Frontier" mini-series.

Most of the figures in this series look pretty decent (I especially like Green Arrow and Dr. Fate), but the faces on these two are horrendous. What was DC Direct thinking? Cooke's faces are stylized and cartoony in a fun retro way. But the too-squinty Superman and "I don't know what's wrong with her face" Wonder Woman just don't work in plastic:





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What are your picks for ugliest action figure? Let us know in the comments section. Or send me pics and I'll post them here.

DVD collects Tom Snyder Beatles interviews

Shout! Factory has announced the April 1 release (this better not be a friggin' April Fool's joke) release of "The Tomorrow Show with Tom Snyder: John, Paul, Tom & Ringo."

According to a press release, the 2-DVD collection will include Snyder's extensive 1975 interview with John Lennon, a 1979 interview with Paul and Linda McCartney and Wings members Denny Laine and Laurence Juber and a 1981 chat with Ringo Starr.

Here's the cover art.

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I hope you all didn't eat too many fudge Daleks over the holidays.



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The great Golden Age Comic Book Stories blog posted this cool, Hannes Bok-illustrated membership club for the Weird Tales Club. Surely not even Groucho Marx could've resisted joining that?



The same blog also has several posts featuring wonderful newspaper editorial illustrations by Winsor McCay.

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Paul McCartney reportedly underwent a hush-hush angioplasty recently. Hope he's doing well.

Vanity Fair posts big feature, pics on new Indiana Jones film

Take a gander at Cate Blanchett as a sexy Soviet secret agent and more over at Vanity Fair's site, which has a five-screen write-up on "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" here.

Lost season 4 episode 1 pictures

Here are promo shots from the fourth season opener of "Lost," airing Jan. 31 on ABC.













Lost season 4 character photos

The new season of "Lost" begins Jan. 31, but these new pics of the series regulars were released this week.

























Pop Artifact! Spider-Man Colorforms set



Pop Culture Roundup Nov. 7, 2007

TV Guide sports four "Heroes"-themed covers by different comics artists this week. Here they are:

Jim Lee


Phil Jimenez


Michael Turner


Tim Sale


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Sharity: Old Sherlock Holmes radio shows.

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Variety takes a look at the soundtrack for "I'm Not Here," the odd Bob Dylan bio-pic featuring various different actors and actresses, including Cate Blanchett, playing the Bard.

There's one Dylan outtake on the soundtrack CD, plus covers by various artists, including Sonic Youth, Cat Power, Mason Jennings, Eddie Vedder and Jeff Tweedy.

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Do you look weird? You could be an extra in the new "Star Trek" film!

The invitation to the casting session said: "This is an epic project and we are looking for the most intriguing and interesting faces to integrate in this film."

Some of the facial features the studio is looking for include:

--extremely large heads and foreheads
--wide or close-set eyes
--over or undersized ears and/or nose
--facial deformities
--pronounced cheekbones
--ultra perfect or ultra plain-looking people

"Everyone must be thin, athletic, fit; wardrobe will be form-fitting. All hair lengths on males and females welcome," the casting invitation added.


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Cool Toy Review has the skinny on upcoming Marvel Legends action figures from Hasbro. The lineup includes:

--Adam Warlock
--Silver Savage
--Spiral
--U.S. Agent
--Union Jack
--Black Suit Spider-Man

And, this part hasn't been confirmed, Blastaar build-a-figure.

No pics yet.

New comics Nov. 7, 2007

Comics shipping Nov. 7, 2007

DARK HORSE COMICS

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Pop Artifact! Baby Space Gun



Pop Culture Roundup Nov. 6, 2007

Paul Norris, co-creator of Aquaman, has passed away, reports comics historian/writer Mark Evanier.

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A "lost" Stan Lee/Jack Kirby "Fantastic Four" story appears as an on-disk bonus item in the new "Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer" DVD. Marvel Comics announced some time ago that a print version of the book was also in the works, but a release date hasn't been announced.

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Here's a pic of Doctor Whos 5 and 10 on the cover of Britain's Radio Times. Actors Peter Davison and David Tennant are starring together in a BBC "Children in Need" TV special.



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Speaking of Doctor Who, some of the Doctor's British comic book adventures from the 1970s and 80s will be seeing print again. Details from publisher IDW:

When Doctor Who's TARDIS lands in U.S. comic book stores in December, the stories will be classic, and the scarf will be color: rescuing a catalogue of beloved tales from the timestream, IDW Publishing will release Doctor Who Classics, printing in all-new color the black-and-white adventures that originally appeared only in Great Britain as part of Doctor Who Magazine in 1979 and 1980.

The stories feature the incarnation of the character very familiar to American audiences, Tom Baker's Fourth Doctor, with new state-of-the-art colors over art by Dave Gibbons, who drew the British magazine's main comic strip for most of the issues, from #1 until #69, before going on to co-create the industry-shaping graphic novel Watchmen.

Writing the stories are celebrated authors Pat Mills, nicknamed "the godfather of British comics," and Scotland-based John Wagner, both of whom are given credit for revitalizing British boys' comics in the 1970s. The new, modern colors will be handled by Charlie Kirchoff, with new covers recreating old scenes provided by Joe Corroney, the fan-favorite artist from IDW's Star Trek books.

"This series is appealing to fans because it's rare for these stories to have been available to readers in the United States," says Chris Ryall, IDW editor-in-chief and publisher. "A lot of people have never seen these comics at all, let alone in the full, vibrant colors that Gibbons' art deserves."

IDW will follow the launch of its classics reprints a month later with all-new monthly adventures of the latest Doctor, the Tenth version of the character portrayed by David Tennant in the BBC revamp of the show that drew raves from British critics and fans when it debuted in 2005.

"We're giving fans the best of the old and the best of the new," says Ryall. "The first series looks back at most popular Doctor of the past, and the upcoming series focuses on the best of the present."

Doctor Who Classics #1 will be released in December.


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Deal alert: Amazon is offering a bunch of TV on DVD season sets for under $25 each, including "Bewitched," "I Dream of Jeannie" and more.

DVD new releases Nov. 6, 2007

DVD new releases Nov. 6, 2007

Ratatouille

Doctor Who - The Complete Third Series

Doctor Who - Time-Flight

Doctor Who - Arc of Infinity

Seinfeld - Season 9

Seinfeld - The Complete Series

Help! (Deluxe Edition)

Pixar Short Films Collection - Volume 1

The Best Of The Colbert Report

Sicko

The Cosby Show - Season 5

The Cosby Show - Season 6

Martin: The Complete Third Season

Sesame Street: Vol. 2 - Old School (1974-1979)

Amazing Journey: The Story of the Who

Heeere's Johnny: The Definitive DVD Collection from The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson

James Bond Ultimate Collector's Set

Munster's Scary Little Christmas

New CD releases Nov. 6, 2007

Memory Almost Full - CD/DVD Deluxe Edition by Paul McCartney

Gram Parsons Archive 1 by Gram Parsons and Flying Burrito Brothers

Music of Star Wars: 30TH Anniversary Collectors Edition by John Williams

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Pop Artifact! Winkin' Eyes

Pop Culture Roundup Nov. 5,2007

Radiohead is issuing a box set that collects their first six albums, along with a USB "stick" containing the same via its Web site. Plans to release the band's newest album, In Rainbows, on CD in the U.S. haven't been announced yet, but it's also available online.

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Take a look at the new look Sontarans, to appear on the fourth season of "Doctor Who."



Details from the BBC:

The Doctor and Martha Jones are to be reunited in an explosive new adventure, which hits our screens next year on BBC One.

Martha comes face to face with Donna Noble for the first time as they unite against the Sontarans, one of The Doctor's oldest enemies.

"I am delighted to be back filming on Doctor Who with David and Catherine," said Freema. "Martha Jones returns in a fantastic storyline and the fans will get to see her in a whole new light!"

The Sontarans first appeared on Doctor Who in 1973 when they met Jon Pertwee's Doctor. Former Young Ones star Christopher Ryan guest stars as the Head of the Sontarans.

Other guest stars in the new series include Felicity Kendal, Sarah Lancashire, Fenella Woolgar, Tim McInnerny, Peter Capaldi, Phil Davis and Tracey Childs.




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Booksteve digs "Girl from U.N.C.L.E." Stefanie Powers.

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Speaking of U.N.C.L.E., Turner Classic Movies is airing eight "Man from U.N.C.L.E" movies tomorrow (Tuesday, Nov. 6). These are feature-length adventures culled from TV series episodes.

Here's the lineup (all times Eastern):

6:00 AM To Trap a Spy (1964)
Secret agents try to stop the assassination of an African leader touring the U.S. Cast: Robert Vaughn, David McCallum, Luciana Paluzzi.s Dir: Don Medford.

7:45 AM One Of Our Spies Is Missing (1966)
An enemy agent appeals to an aging British statesman with promises of a youth potion. Cast: Robert Vaughn, David McCallum, Vera Miles. Dir: E. Darrell Hallenbeck.

9:30 AM One Spy Too Many (1966)
U.N.C.L.E. agents Napoleon Solo and Ilya Kuryakin try to keep a madman from conquering the world. Cast: Robert Vaughn, David McCallum, Rip Torn. Dir: Joseph Sargent.

11:15 AM Spy With My Face, The (1966)
Enemy agents turn one of their own into a dead ringer for Man from U.N.C.L.E. Napoleon Solo. Cast: Robert Vaughn, David McCallum, Senta Berger. Dir: John Newland.

12:45 PM Karate Killers, The (1967)
The men from U.N.C.L.E. fight off karate-chopping henchmen to track down a secret formula. Cast: Robert Vaughn, David McCallum, Joan Crawford. Dir: Barry Shear.

2:30 PM Spy in the Green Hat, The (1966)
Secret agents fight to keep a criminal mastermind from altering the course of the Gulf Stream. Cast: Robert Vaughn, David McCallum, Jack Palance. Dir: Joseph Sargent.

4:15 PM Helicopter Spies, The (1968)
Two government agents try to stop a band of would-be sorcerers from using a deadly weapon. Cast: Robert Vaughn, David McCallum, Bradford Dillman. Dir: Boris Segal.

6:00 PM How To Steal The World (1968)
Secret agent Napoleon Solo fights to stop a top-secret plot to conquer the world. Cast: Robert Vaughn, David McCallum, Eleanor Parker. Dir: Sutton Roley.

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"Ever Present Past," Paul McCartney's newest single, is out today in various formats, all including live "B-sides." You can download 'em from iTunes.

'Ever Present Past', the second single lifted from Paul's current album Memory Almost Full is released today. Check out the links and formats below.

CD Single - 1. Ever Present Past 2. Only Mama Knows (Live from Amoeba) 3. Dance Tonight (Live from Amoeba)

7" Vinyl - Side A Ever Present Past / Side B House Of Wax (Live from Amoeba)

Digital Bundle - 1. Ever Present Past 2. Only Mama Knows (Live From Amoeba) 3. That Was Me (Live From Amoeba)


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Deal alert: Amazon is offering big discounts on recent DVDs, including "Borat," 28 Days Later," and more.

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